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"See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works. Turns out, there are a lot of people, WHOLE COUNTRIES, who want respect, and they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it, I’ll get… *points finger* You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it."
"Ah! You have sprit for one so small. And such sprit is deserving of a sporting chance. Now, I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten. It makes the chase more interesting... for me! One, two, three, four... you're trying my patience. Five six seven eight, nine, TEN! "
"Maybe what I really wanted was to prove I could do things right. So when I looked in the mirror, I'd see someone worth while... BUT I WAS WRONG! I see nothing... Well that's just cause this needs a little spit. That's all let me shine this up for you. The truth is we're both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me. They don't even like me! I mean YOU risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions. WHAT! What'd you mean you're not lucky. You lied to me? "
"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know! I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box. Then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives... I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!... Or to save on postage I'll poison him with this..."
"I am just a kid... and you know? I've been through a lot these past six days five minuets twenty seven and a half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE! And no amount of mermaid magic, or managerial promotion, or some other third thing can make me anything more than what I really am inside... a kid. BUT THAT'S OKAY!!"